Dubai's Desperate Housewife

Trials and traumas of a full-time mum in Dubai

How to make it rain in Dubai

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It hasn’t rained properly here for nearly three years. We’ve had the odd tinkle that’s over before you’ve even realised it’s raining, and perhaps even the odd quick shower, but nothing you could call a rainy day.

And certainly nothing, much to DS’s disgust, that’s lead to a proper puddle.

It’s a serious issue. Last year, Sheikh Khalifa, the Ruler of the UAE, called for prayers for rain. Sometimes the UAE even indulges in a little cloud-seeding to try and coax the wet stuff from out of fake clouds. Personally, I’ve done the odd little rain dance – mainly at DS’s behest.

But I’d like to share an incredible new discovery with you: I have learned how to make it rain. Furthermore, a friend who lives nearby has also tried my method with 100 per cent success.

Seriously!

Here’s how to do it:

Forget rain dances and cloud-seeding, just leave the sofa covers off if you need rain

 

Buy the most expensive range of cream-upholstered garden furniture you can find. Every night of the year, cover it up religiously with made-to-measure waterproof covers “in case it rains”. Then, one night in March, when the evening sky is clear and winter is almost over, leave the sofa set uncovered for a night, its virginal cream cushions winking, naked, at the stars.

If you follow these instructions, you can almost guarantee that, at around 2.30am, you’ll be woken by the unaccustomed sound of rain lashing your windows.  

To be honest, I think reupholstering a sofa set’s a small price to pay to see a genuine puddle.

 

 

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Written by mrsdubai

April 15, 2012 at 9:19 pm

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  1. I am sure he did peppa pig proud!

    matshila

    April 17, 2012 at 4:50 am

    • Sadly it had all dried up by morning – still no puddles!

      mrsdubai

      April 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

  2. Hahaha, am still chuckling over this one!! How did yours look the next morning?? Would have been so funny to watch us all running around at 2.30am!!!

    Jules

    April 17, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    • It could do with a wash but otherwise okay. How about yours?

      mrsdubai

      April 17, 2012 at 5:06 pm


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