Dubai's Desperate Housewife

Trials and traumas of a full-time mum in Dubai

Overheard at every children’s party…

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“Okay, don’t eat it, but understand that this is your dinner. Mummy is not cooking when we get home tonight.”


“Don’t cry, big boy – it’s only a clown / Santa / Barney!”

“Have some chicken nuggets first, darling, then a cupcake… [resigned sigh]…ohh…  I give up.”

Please, darling, please join in the games? Or we won’t have Cheeky Monkey next year?”

“I know you’re not hungry. You’re full of cheese balls.”

“What do you mean, you haven’t had any cheese balls? Your face is bright orange!”

And my favourite:

“Hon? Is there any more of that Sauvignon Blanc? It’s going down a treat.”

Chin-chin to the party season!


Written by mrsdubai

December 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm

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